The Dead Sea Scrolls have revealed that Genesis should be translated as follows:

On the first day of creation, God created the cocker.

On the second day, God created man to serve the cocker.

On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (expecially the cow) to serve as potential food for the cocker.

On the fourth day, Got created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cocker.

On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the cocker might or might not retrieve it.

On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cocker healthy and the man broke.

On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to walk the cocker.